Smoking at the Speed of Black

Being the real man that I am, I obviously love cars. They’re simply fabulous, darling. And being a boy, I love toys. So what could possibly top the joy of a toy car? No, that’s not a rhetorical question. The answer is a deconstructed toy car.

This Lamborghini Countach by Burago is another record breaker. Of course, anything is special and unique if you look at it from the right angle, but this one has set a record that cannot be broken: its Surprise Rate is zero! Meaning all of its parts were visible prior to deconstruction. Being a man who loves fast cars, I obviously hate dead ends. So I’ve decided this unbreakable record can still be topped –if not broken- by a future deconstruction with an SR of zero that has more parts.

One other remarkable thing about this Lamborghini, is that its previous owner must have been a heavy smoker. Note the yellow chairs and dashboard, which were originally cream, as well as the discolouration of the grey interior in the final detail picture.